So it looks like the diet breaker has struck again. Hmmm…I need to come up with a better name for this person.

So it looks like the diet breaker has struck again. Hmmm…I need to come up with a better name for this person.

Most of the staff are on crazy diets…..someone’s trying to fuck with them clearly. I swear it’s not me!

Most of the staff are on crazy diets…..someone’s trying to fuck with them clearly. I swear it’s not me!

Late trains. Sigh.

Late trains. Sigh.

I don’t remember ordering hair in my pizza. Yuck.

I don’t remember ordering hair in my pizza. Yuck.

There’s something very cleansing spiritually about spring cleaning.

There’s something very cleansing spiritually about spring cleaning.

I didn’t know Aus post delivered at 7am. Mark just received a package from boyfriend #1

I didn’t know Aus post delivered at 7am. Mark just received a package from boyfriend #1

Well that’s the end of those stockings.  :(

Well that’s the end of those stockings. :(

Really starting to think I need to put something big and bright on the bonnet of my car. So many drivers just don’t see baby blue.

Really starting to think I need to put something big and bright on the bonnet of my car. So many drivers just don’t see baby blue.

I just opened the bag. Wtf.
#kettle #chips #air

I just opened the bag. Wtf.
#kettle #chips #air