brbjellyfishing:

do you ever get the urge to clean your entire room and then 5 minutes after u start you’re like nah son and u just lay on the floor

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Of course a public holiday meant a sleep in. I woke up feeling very lazy and wasn’t too keen to hit the gym. At my partner’s insistence I chucked on my shorts and singlet and as I sipped my protein shake I realised what I had put on. “No excuses”. Good one. 
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Of course a public holiday meant a sleep in. I woke up feeling very lazy and wasn’t too keen to hit the gym. At my partner’s insistence I chucked on my shorts and singlet and as I sipped my protein shake I realised what I had put on. “No excuses”. Good one.
#100happydays

lovingallstarweekend:

fandom-deluxe:

221b-bagend-street-badwolf:

I have never related to a post more.

can i just…

5’0 and 5’6 what the fuck? I was like 5’8 when I was 11! LOL.

(Source: martinfreemanalmostkilledme)

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thepluralisphoenixii:

oftheforest:

wittyusernamed:

Let us take a moment to observe the awesomeness of octopus.

My buddy read an article about octopus intelligence. It was feeding time, and the handler dumped some shrimp into an octopus’ tank. Then he went into another room and sat at his desk.

A while later, a shrimp was tossed onto his desk.

The octopus, upon finding one bad shrimp in the lot, had grabbed it, escaped its tank, crossed the hall, and threw the expired shrimp at its caretaker. Not only does this showcase their problem-solving capabilities, but also that it could have escaped at any time. It just broke out this time to chuck an off shrimp in indignation at its handler. That’s not just intelligence, that’s a human-like reaction. Kinda make you wonder exactly how smart these guys can be…

I, for one, welcome our new cephalopod overlords.

The octopus, upon finding one bad shrimp in the lot, had grabbed it, escaped its tank, crossed the hall, and threw the expired shrimp at its caretaker.

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tsarbucks:

amroyounes:

The Strongest Anti-Racism Ads Of The Last 20 Years

  1. 1996 Benetton
  2. 1996 UK
  3. 1999 campaign via the UK by the Commission for Racial Equality
  4. 2001 For the National Congress Of American Indians
  5. 2002 Via the UK for the National Assembly Against Racism
  6. 2002 Via the UK
  7. 2002 National Union of Students
  8. 2003 Red Cross of Finland
  9. 2004 campaign via the UK
  10. 2007 A More Perfect Union via the USA

WOW

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imnecerssaryevil:

scatteringstarslikesprinkles:

madamfruitcake:

anentirelynewhunger:

Does anyone else make sarcastic comments out loud when watching a TV show or film even though you’re completely alone?

What do you mean comments? I provide my own fucking audio commentary.

“Oh yes, going into the abandoned Mental Asylum that’s known to be haunted is a
fabulous idea and there is no way that could possibly go wrong you stupid fucks

this is’nt normal?

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chibichan88:

kawalie:

comicbooksexlife:

I’ve been waiting for this post all my life 

the disclaimer though

reblogging again because I actually read the disclaimer this time…

(Source: findchaos)

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supitskari:

sandandglass:

Source

"he set out to prove a point about how easy women have it"

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Pretty sure they’re trying to fatten me up at work. 
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Pretty sure they’re trying to fatten me up at work.
#100happydays